pyar ka comp.......

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gayeee tum ...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gayeee tum...
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Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hameee bhi pick karo....
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...
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Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNI= NGS...
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Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao mere spouse!
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Tumse mili main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum miley to kehte ho: Your file not found!
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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
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jab pusho ton kehte ho ke Aisa nahin hai ke, u don't like my face
i think tumahre dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
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Ghar se nikalte ho tum jab,lagga ke gogs brown
Too many requests se ho jaata hai..., server down
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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoongi
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoongi
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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein hum chat
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jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doongi....
Tu naa mila to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doongi...
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